There have been yet more *cough*  attacks in Paris, France.  Run!  Hide! Be verrrrry verrrry scared!

These terrorists must be stopped!  We must go to war!

Oh, wait….

Yeah, if you believe this was yet another attack, I still have that oceanfront property in Indiana I have to sell.  For some reason, I can’t get any takers. 😛

So here we have the first crisis actor: